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Ugly People United


By: [Aleka]
and also
[Dictated by Uncertainty]
What is Truth but Lies that Hurt, if someone is ugly, don't tell them... Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to bitchslap someone... don't make it you.

A poem by [Alrika]


Why so ugly
We know why
Your mama was ugly
Your papa is too
And the family tradition
Is going to you


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?
Isn't Uglyness also within the eye of the beholder?
so if you think your ugly.... or would like to volunteer someone who is.... contact [Aleka] below and we'll add you and your ugly companion to this prestigious guild!!!

Want to be a memeber? Please put your name in the Ugly People list, or contact [Aleka] and she will add you. Don't forget to grab a banner to put in your house at Ugly People's Banners! Thanks!



Yo Mama!
An area for insulting jokes about people's mothers....


Uglified People
An area where people can post pictures of famous people who have been manipulated to create a grotesque creature.


Ugly People's Banners
Banners for Ugly People United....sorry ugly banners were already taken so we got this page....



Anoucements:
[Yanaba] has added the Yo Mama! page to ugly people united. link is located right above the banners. Have fun!
11/03/04[Aleka] has added the uglified pictures link, made a page for our banners cause this page was getting to big and is still adjusting things, but you can still use everything. Enjoy!
I also added numbers to everyone's name cause i wanted to know how many people had joined....



[¡Important Note!] Think you're the ugliest person on earth? Think that you are just so ugly that even the scared horror movie actors would run in fear at the sight of you? Think that you're so ugly that you face even Yo Mama! wouldn't love? Test that theory with the new Ugliest of the Month nominate who think is the uglies in this wiki!


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2005-03-02 [Aleka]: what? omg... so i have to say it again... this wiki page is too big... but i don't wanna make another wiki to stick the list of names in but i might have to... should i?

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: this wiki is too popular for it's own good....i think u might have to

2005-03-02 [Aleka]: damn!... i'll do it tomorrow

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: procrastinator

2005-03-02 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-03-03 [Aleka]: ...i did it... ha... i said i would!

2005-03-06 [Animal*Girl]: what did you do?

2005-03-06 [Aleka]: i put the list of member names into its own seperate wiki!

2005-03-08 [Aleka]: DUM DE DUM DUM DA !!!!! so....

2005-03-08 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: ok then

2005-03-09 [Yanaba]: yay!

2005-03-10 [Animal*Girl]: mmmmm.....yeah

2005-03-10 [Dollie VOMIT]: Whoa. I, like, haven't been here in forever.

2005-03-11 [Yanaba]: woah u haven't!

2005-03-11 [Oh! Its a Riot xx]: omg . me either !

2005-03-11 [blood soaked madin]: nither have i...wow, this is not a very interresting conversation

2005-03-11 [Dollie VOMIT]: Haha. :)

2005-03-12 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Yes well I come here everyday

2005-03-12 [Yanaba]: heehee

2005-03-12 [Dollie VOMIT]: That deserves an award.

2005-03-12 [Aleka]: ....why does he get an award and i don't? aren't i speacial enough for one?

2005-03-12 [Dollie VOMIT]: You are beyond special enough for one. Here you go. *hands you an award*

2005-03-13 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: hey hand me one too

2005-03-13 [Dollie VOMIT]: Mmk! *hands you an award, also* :)

2005-03-13 [Animal*Girl]: what about me?

2005-03-13 [Dollie VOMIT]: Eesh! *hands EVERYONE an award* There we go. Now no one has been left out. :)

2005-03-13 [Animal*Girl]: thanks;)

2005-03-13 [Dollie VOMIT]: Of course.

2005-03-13 [Aleka]: ...but i don't feel speacial now... i'm just normal

2005-03-13 [Dollie VOMIT]: No way, you are very special.

2005-03-13 [Aleka]: ...how can you say i'm speacial when everyone gets the award?? 8(

2005-03-13 [Dollie VOMIT]: Because.. you got the "Very special person" award?

2005-03-14 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Yeah well I am special too because I made the Ugliest of the month Idea

2005-03-14 [Dollie VOMIT]: Haha, yes. You rawk.

2005-03-14 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: well ty

2005-03-14 [Dollie VOMIT]: Of course.

2005-03-15 [Aleka]: .... well... i guess i can live with that award! 8D....

2005-03-15 [Dollie VOMIT]: Yay!

2005-03-15 [Yanaba]: :)

2005-03-16 [Aleka]: 8D

2005-03-16 [Animal*Girl]: but does that mean that i'm not special?

2005-03-16 [Dollie VOMIT]: -.- *sigh* You are ALL special, my pets, in your own little way.

2005-03-19 [Animal*Girl]: did you just call me your pet?

2005-03-19 [Dollie VOMIT]: o.O Perhaps. I often find myself doing that.

2005-03-20 [Animal*Girl]: weird

2005-03-20 [Aleka]: .....ummm.... i am not your pet... this is my wiki... you are all my pets!

2005-03-20 [Dollie VOMIT]: Alas, I meant nothing by it. In calling someone my "pet", it is a term of endearment.

2005-03-20 [Aleka]: oh... well then! i forgive you for it... please forgive me for my misunderstanding! dodo do do do do do

2005-03-20 [Dollie VOMIT]: Lol

2005-03-21 [Aleka]: 8D

2005-03-24 [Aleka]: well... this is very amusing really... so how is everyone?

2005-03-24 [ill be your number 1 with a bullet]: i am good how are you?????

2005-03-24 [Aleka]: ALIVE!! AND I JUST SLEPT FOR ! HOURS! i haven't done that in a very long time... and i feel great now!

2005-03-24 [Animal*Girl]: that is good to hear.

2005-03-24 [Dollie VOMIT]: For ! hours? Is that like one of those <instert random number here> things?

2005-03-25 [Aleka]: ......?... i hate to say it but i don't understand the question... sorry.. i'm blonde... naturally...

2005-03-25 [Yanaba]: he was referring to your weird use of punctuation....i think she meant it to be some sort of pause

2005-03-25 [Aleka]: what...? weird punctuation? i don't do weird punctation... who does that? its completly natural... well i think it is...

2005-03-25 [Yanaba]: you said: "AND I JUST SLEPT FOR ! HOURS!"

2005-03-25 [Aleka]: lol... ummm... sorry... that was not intentional

2005-03-25 [Yanaba]: hehe

2005-03-25 [Dollie VOMIT]: I'm no 'he', hon.

2005-03-25 [Aleka]: oh berni called you a he! i was concerned that i did...

2005-03-25 [Dollie VOMIT]: Lol

2005-03-25 [Aleka]: 8D

2005-03-26 [Yanaba]: oh....crap....sorri. I can't keep up with new names.....

2005-03-26 [Animal*Girl]: bad berni

2005-03-26 [Dollie VOMIT]: Lol, it's ok.

2005-03-27 [Yanaba]: yeah...sorri....

2005-03-27 [Dollie VOMIT]: :D

2005-03-27 [Aleka]: dum de dum

2005-03-28 [Nympholepsy]: Er.. hey

2005-03-28 [Nympholepsy]: I put a banner up. Hope its ok.

2005-03-28 [Aleka]: 8D it is excellent thankyou!! you should make more... *cough*now *cough* ;)

2005-03-28 [Nympholepsy]: It took like, 3 minutes. Its cruddy. But, yeah. If i spend a little more time on one it could be better.

2005-03-28 [Aleka]: ....better than any of the ones i made... which never got posted due to the horrible quality... i'm a photographer... thats all... and i'm happy with that

2005-03-28 [Nympholepsy]: Really? I quite like your paper bag one myself. -_~

2005-03-28 [Nympholepsy]: Oh wait, now i feel stoopid. But its still an awsome banner. And you're still awsome. *Sugarysweet*

2005-03-29 [Yanaba]: NEW BANNER!!!! OMG! I MUST SEE!! *goes to explore*

2005-03-29 [Dollie VOMIT]: It's beautimus.

2005-03-29 [Nympholepsy]: - Name change from Mysterioux to Nympholepsy. -_~

2005-03-29 [This Profile No Longer Exists!]: can i join?

2005-03-29 [Aleka]: yes you may join! please add yourself to the list... and the new banners are amazing! thank you [Nympholepsy]

2005-04-10 [Yanaba]: hmmm.....

2005-04-10 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Tiz Been forever since some talked here

2005-04-10 [Yanaba]: i know...that's kinda sad

2005-04-10 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Well guess whaty I'm Ugliest of the month for the month of March SO HAH!

2005-04-11 [Aleka]: LOL... did you make a poll?? huh? did you?? or did you nominate your self?? i think you nominated yourself... you bastard!

2005-04-11 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: No actually someone else nominated me... oh well anyway we ned to make the Ulgies of the month of April and no one can nominate themselves

2005-04-12 [Aleka]: grrr! i can't believe you! *kicks [Dictated by Uncertainty] and runs away*

2005-04-12 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<YELLS>> THE FUCKING KICKING AGAIN? JESUS CHIRST! <<Runs after her and cetches her down the way then kicks her in the leg and walks off happy.>>

2005-04-12 [Aleka]: ....I ran far away!! far far far away! grr... *wacks you in the back of the head with a rock i threw* HA!

2005-04-12 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Grabs a pinecorn and chucks it at your stomach laughing when it hit.>> HAH BACK!

2005-04-12 [Yanaba]: *stands idley by and watches the chaos*

2005-04-13 [Aleka]: ... just cause you have a hard head! *grabs a water gun and attacks you soaking you throughly* ;P

2005-04-13 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Grabs one too and repays the gesture.>> AND YOU DO TOO... PUNK!!!

2005-04-13 [Aleka]: lol... you called me a punk!! hahahaha.... thats makes you sound like an old man... you know in those movies... yeah... okay i'll stop now... you you.... ass! ha

2005-04-14 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: .. Um.. ok then... ooo I'm so scared

2005-04-14 [Aleka]: lol! good!! thats what i was going for!

2005-04-18 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: ok

2005-04-18 [Aleka]: HA!! i won!! your silence proves it!

2005-04-19 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: .... um.. ok... well congrats on that...

2005-04-19 [Aleka]: thankyou.... i guess.. you were suppose to argue... damnit... i hate it when people just concede

2005-04-19 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: mmhmm

2005-04-20 [Aleka]: oh... damnit... you must be taking pleasure in my frustration.... *kicks you and runs far beyond the reach of you and any missile you could throw*

2005-04-20 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Tears down your percious work on the Wiki and laughs putting up his own version of it all.>>

2005-04-20 [Aleka]: ....this isn't by you!! i started this wiki!! how dare you add your name to my work!! .... my name goes above your atleast!!

2005-04-20 [Aleka]: i'm too nice to you... i should just remove your name completly... but i pity you and your need to run my wiki so i will tolerate you for now

2005-04-21 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Hey you can't say anything I was April's Ugliest of the Month were you? NO!!!

2005-04-21 [Aleka]: YOU BASTARD!! I RULE THIS WIKI!! I"M THE ONE WITH THE POWEr TO PLACE AN PASSWORd on It!!!

2005-04-21 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: YOU PUNK!!! I WAS CROWND UGLIEST!!! SO I DON"T CARE IF YOU PUT A PASSWORD OR NOT, IT STILL DOESN"T MAKE YOU UGLIER THAN ME!! MUWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

2005-04-21 [Aleka]: crowd?>?? what does that have to do with it.... yeah your ugliest of this month i give you that my friend... but there was no vote you just decided that... i refuse to be ruled by a dictator... atleast i listen to people and give them a chance to change things... you just do what you want... i don't appreciate that

2005-04-21 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: So what?

2005-04-21 [Aleka]: ....your gonna make me have to put an password on this page aren't you?

2005-04-21 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: What? Why would I make you, you do as you please.. You highness <<He bows in a mocking fasion. then he walks over to her and kicks her in the shin running away laugh.>> Pay back's a bitch ain't it?

2005-04-21 [Aleka]: an amusing bitch though!

2005-04-21 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Muwah ha ha haaaaa....

2005-04-21 [Aleka]: ....hmmm.... something evil!! what can i do?? *casually walks over to you and grining maliciously reaches up and yanks on your hair* ha!! take that bitch!

2005-04-21 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Grabs your hair and pulls super hard then lets go noticing a bit of it tangled in his hands. He pulls it off then places it back on your head then kicks you in the shin again and sticks out his tounge.>>

2005-04-21 [Aleka]: lol... *tackles you and precedes to beat you with a metal stick*

2005-04-22 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Ow.. Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...!

2005-04-22 [Aleka]: 8D I WIN!!

2005-04-22 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Smacks you and kicks you off, grabs the metal rod and hits you in the head with it. then laughs standing on your hair kicking his feet back...>>>

2005-04-22 [Aleka]: hmmm... were really getting violent here... what does this have to do with ugly people?

2005-04-23 [Yanaba]: we're making each other even uglier than before!

2005-04-23 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Nods and takes a cheap shot on [Aleka]>> exactly but it still won't make you uglier than me!

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: lol!! omg! you and your belief that your uglier then me!! i highly disagree with that sentiment and personally i think you should stop trying to shove your uglieness in my face! i'm getting the impression that your insecure in your belief that your ugly and you really don't want that! *Kicks [Dictated by Uncertainty] in the balls*

2005-04-24 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Blocks balls.>> Hey leave those alone I'd need thouse is someone finds me cute and wants them...

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: lol... yeah... umm cute... someone... sure

2005-04-24 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: HEY!!! <<is sad now>>

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: .... don't be sad!! *gives you a big sloppy kiss* i'm sure someone will like you 8D

2005-04-24 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Looks suprised.>> DO you?!?

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: 8D yup! i mean look at some of the people who are with people now! omg i don't understand it, but then i'm probally really shallow

2005-04-24 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: You like me??!?!

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: your not gonna turn creepy on me are you?

2005-04-24 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Shakes his head and kicks her in hte shn.>> Still hate you...

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: lol i never asked for more!! *kicks you back in the shin*

2005-04-24 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<kcisk back this time twice.>>

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: *kicks you in tha back of the knee*

2005-04-24 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Kicks you back back in the knee.>> MUWAH!

2005-04-24 [Aleka]: wow your creative! !do exactly what i do! *spits on your shoe in disdain*

2005-04-25 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Kicks you in the shin then pulls your hair.>> HAH added something there didn't I?

2005-04-25 [Aleka]: oh pull my hair just like i pulled yours earlier thats creative! *sticks my tongue at you then bites your knee*

2005-04-25 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Pulls your hair back and plants and big wet kiss on your lips.>> HAH didn't expect that did you?

2005-04-25 [Aleka]: .... i knew biting your knee would cause something weird... i never thought it'd be that though.... *wipes vicously at my lips* that was really wet!! *steps on your foot*

2005-04-25 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Shrugs grabbing foot.>> OW!!! YOu know you enjoied it. <<Hops aroung then pushes you over into a ditch full of mud.>> Now you really are ugly.

2005-04-25 [Aleka]: why thankyou for making me feel so wonderful!! thats the first time you've called me ugly 8D!! i'm so happy now *jumps around happily and shoves you into the ditch while kicking you in the ass*

2005-04-25 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Hey if you wanted to touch my ass all you had to do was ask. <<Pulls you back into the ditch and kisses your muddy lips.>>

2005-04-25 [Aleka]: lol! ewww!! you got mud in my mouth! *shoves you into the mud and sits on your back*

2005-04-25 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Flips you into the mud and sits on your somtach. then grabs a handfull of mud and shoves it in your face mocking you.>> Eww you have mud in your face....

2005-04-25 [Aleka]: *throws mud into your eyes and then procedes to shove mud into your mouth* eww you have mud in you mouth!! you have a dirty mouth!!

2005-04-25 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Kisses you with the dirty mouth.>> And so do you...

2005-04-25 [Aleka]: (i will continue this another day... i'm off to bed... )*bites your lip and spits mud out of my mouth*

2005-04-25 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: NO!!!!!!

2005-04-25 [Aleka]: yeah... i'm gone for reals this time... talk to you tomorrow.. maybe... night

2005-04-27 [Yanaba]: okay.....so......what have i missed?

2005-04-27 [Aleka]: ....i don't believe you missed anything important

2005-04-27 [Yanaba]: ok

2005-04-27 [Anime Addiction]: hello. Haven't been here in a while, so I thougt I would say hello. Hi

2005-04-28 [Aleka]: hello! thanks for stopping in 8D how are you doing?

2005-04-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: Hi and yes you need to coem back get boring around here with just [Aleka] to talk to

2005-04-28 [Aleka]: yeah... i tend to beat the crap out of [Dictated by Uncertainty]... helps to pass the time

2005-04-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<shakes his head.>> Actually [Aleka] gets her ass handed to her on a silver platter usually.

2005-04-28 [Aleka]: *snorts at the incredibility of [Dictated by Uncertainty] statement* trully an inept attempt at implying that i lied... for trully you are lieing and i won! i always win!! bow down to my ass!...

2005-04-28 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: <<Shakes his head.>> I'd bow to your ass if it was nice but tis a small and bitty thing, you can call it an Un-Ass or an Anti-ass and tis cause of the many beatings I've given it since my joining of this place.... (I shall sleep now and then conitue to kick your ass tomarrow NIGHT-NIGHT)

2005-04-28 [Aleka]: lol.... *rolls my eyes* trully you lie for my ass is so big and flabby that it would cause and elephant to bounce off of it if it stepped on my ass, thus you are lieing and secretly want to bow to my ass and worship its flabbiness (night...well see about tomorrow)

2005-04-29 [Anime Addiction]: ok.....

2005-04-30 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: MUWAH! Me seen you Anti-ass not big just wide...!

2005-04-30 [Aleka]: lol.... umm is that not the same thing.. .wide.. big... hell they both mean the same thing...

2005-05-01 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: nope.. I have a BIg ass but tis kinda not wide while my girlfriend has a Wide ass which makes it seem big but tis not

2005-05-01 [Aleka]: ....no... thats a contradiction... seems big cause its wide? maybe cause it is big....

2005-05-01 [Dollie VOMIT]: If it's wide, it makes it appear larger. Even if it's not. (W00t for my random dropping in.)

2005-05-01 [Aleka]: .... but even if it just appears larger... doesn't that mean that everyone thinks its larger... except for the people who get a little closer? so in reality everyone things i have a big ass... thus since everyone thinks that i do have a big ass..

2005-05-01 [Dollie VOMIT]: Nooo. It doesn't mean that everyone thinks it's larger. Some people might think so, but most won't think anything of it. Lots of people have wide asses so it's nothing uncommon. Don't complain about having a big ass. Mine is huge. *gags* >.<;

2005-05-01 [Aleka]: my ass is huge too!! i wasn't complaining!! i was being proud of my wide, big ass!! i love my ass!

2005-05-01 [Dollie VOMIT]: Haha, I envy that in you. If I were proud of mine.... well, I'd feel accomplished. Meh.

2005-05-02 [Aleka]: 8D i love my ass! its so soft and squishy!! image sitting down on one of those skinny girls bonny asses ... omg that just sounds painful.... oh and as one of my buddies used to say its more cushion for the pushing ;)

2005-05-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Lol, I hate how guys like girls with large asses. It's.... I dunno, strange. But eh, whatever rubs their Buddah.

2005-05-02 [Aleka]: lol!! rubs their buddah!! thats great! i'm gonna steal that one and use it on my friends!! omg! lol... umm... asses... well... there are some guys who don't like girls with big butts... and some guys who like chunky girls... and some who like flat chested ones... i mean comon there's bound to be a guy out there who likes you physically... atleast.. .thats what i keep telling myself

2005-05-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Well, yea, there always is. I've found mine, so I'm quite happy. :)

2005-05-02 [Aleka]: lol 8D... i'm happy for you! damn... i'm gonna go hire a male stripper... lol... i can now... i'm 18!!

2005-05-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: W00t, go you. :)

2005-05-02 [Aleka]: lol... yeah... i'm proud of the ability to phone up guys to strip for me now.. lol.. . omg... 8D ... no seriously who would get a male stripper for only themselves? i'm not desperate... besides... i live at home... where would i hide him?

2005-05-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: I think male stippers are over- rated. And rather grotesque looking. But maybe that's just me.

2005-05-02 [Aleka]: lol!! i wouldn't know... i've never seen a male stripper... i just assumed that they'd look like all other guys who are nude... i never really thought about it.. i just know that i'm gonna order one for my buddies b-day... cause then i can say i did it!! ... i'm weird

2005-05-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Hehe, I wouldn't know either. But I've seen the ones on television. All muscular and gross. Bleh. *gags* I, personally, dig scrawny pale guys.  But whatever rubs your Buddah. :) Haha, you should definately order one for your friend's birthday. That would be way cool. *envy envy envy*

2005-05-02 [Aleka]: lol... there are male strippers on tv?? why haven't i seen this?? its probally one of those restricted channels... well damn...

2005-05-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Lol, in some movies, dear. Silly.

2005-05-02 [Aleka]: .... lol... umm... are we talking about pron now? b/c the only movie i saw with male strippers was the full monty... and that was just funny

2005-05-02 [Dollie VOMIT]: Lmao. No. Not porn, dear. It's... I dunno, just some movies have male strippers in them. *shrug* Meh.

2005-05-03 [Aleka]: lol.... sure... no ummm... i guess i just don't watch those types of movies... but hey whatever floats your boat

2005-05-03 [Dollie VOMIT]: It's not the kind of movie you're thinking of. Really. It's not.

2005-05-03 [Aleka]: ..... whatever you say

2005-05-03 [Dollie VOMIT]: That's right.

2005-05-04 [Aleka]: ...wait no... no thats not how you were suppose to respond... damnit!

2005-05-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: That's what you get for expecting something else of me.

2005-05-04 [Aleka]: ....yeah... i guess i deserved that

2005-05-04 [Dollie VOMIT]: Not deserved it, per se. Merely, had it coming.

2005-05-04 [Dictated by Uncertainty]: I nominate [Dollie VOMIT] for March's Ugliest of the Month!

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